Last month, I walked down the hill to The Junction, a beer garden in Tam Junction, to join a hundred or so Deadheads for a free “Dead At The Junction” concert hosted by Alex Jordan. I ran into some friends who are regulars at Dead-adjacent concerts and I also chatted with three strangers, all of whom knew who I was.
“You’re the crossing guard guy,” one said.
I am a bit famous, arguably infamous, in my small community of Tam Valley. Primarily because I’ve been a crossing guard for seven years, on Shoreline Highway, kitty corner from Good Earth Natural Foods, for those who know the area.
Of course, I wear a fluorescent yellow vest, which says “CROSSING GUARD” in bold black type on the back, and a matching hat. Plus my stop sign. So I’m very visible.
I am also known for doing exercises on my corner. Every shift, morning and afternoon, I do six sets of bicep curls with a red resistance band with black handles, plus two sets of lunges. A passer-by who teaches at a gym once praised me on my technique!
Here I am at my corner on Halloween in 2023, wearing a prop from “Sausalypso Houseboat Wars Murder Mystery,” the play that I adapted into the novel, Pirates of Sausalito.
I am also frequently spotted walking to and from my corner, to pickleball at our local park, or to the Tam Valley Community Center, for murder mystery rehearsals and performances.
I’ve achieved a small bit of fame as an actor in these murder mystery plays, as well as a writer and director — we perform our show four times each year and usually sell out, so that’s an audience of about four hundred every year.
Over the years, I’ve also volunteered at Creekside Friday, serving beer and wine, or preparing buns for burgers and hot dogs. Three or four times, I’ve volunteered for the Crab Feed, a couple times for Oktoberfest.
In short, I am famous, or at least well-known, in my community, primarily for being a crossing guard, but also to a lesser extent, for walking, acting, volunteering, and playing pickleball.
What I am not famous for, alas, is writing novels. I’ve written four novels, but that’s more of a secret than I’d like it to be.
True, there are dozens of friends and acquaintances who know I’m an author, and many have purchased or read or listened to my books. Or come to my author events. And now and then I hand out bookmarks promoting my books or upcoming events.
Of course, the main reason I’m not famous for being an author is that I don’t write in public, but in my teeny-weeny book-lined study that used to be a storage shed.
Here I am tabling at Maritime Day in the Park two years ago, right where some of the true events Pirates of Sausalito is based on took place. I’ll be there this year on August 1. It’s free, with live music and food and drink. Come and say hello.
And I don’t walk around the neighborhood with a fluorescent vest that says “AUTHOR.” I could.
I do have a book bag that says “ASK ME ABOUT MY BOOK” and I have draped it around my neck at festivals and book fairs.
I am writing another book, which I hope to publish next year, and who knows, after that I might not only be famous in Tam Valley but worldwide. A guy can dream.
Albuquerque Mayor Tomas Zamara is charged with doing “whatever it takes” to deliver the state’s electoral votes for John McCain, including suppressing voter registration efforts, though those efforts will seem tame compared to today. Zamara’s also grappling with a fierce opponent, a volatile new woman, and a demanding family. When a flash flood unearths the skeleton of his long-missing wife, investigators zero in on him as a suspect.
Wasted: Murder in the Recycle Berkeley Yard is set in the gritty and malodorous world of garbage and recycling, and explores rich and resonant themes of reinvention, transition, and discarding that which no longer serves us. Wasted is part mystery, part love triangle, and part political satire, plus it’s a gentle mocking of Berkeley, where I lived for thirty years.
Berkeley reporter Brian Hunter investigates the “recycling wars,” finds the body of his friend Doug crushed in an aluminum bale, and hunts down the murderer, all the while trying to win the heart of Barb, Doug’s former lover, now a suspect in his murder.
I hosted more than a dozen book launch events in 2014, 2015, and 2016, when these two books were published, but that was years ago, and times have changed. I wrote those books as “contemporary” novels, but now they’re practically historical novels. About times that seem innocent by today’s standards. Like watching “West Wing” reruns — oh how sweet, the president cares about integrity.
I imagine one or more events in Marin, where I live, and one or more in the East Bay.
I recently helped a friend with his book launch and one of his events was a house party, hosted by friends of his in Lafayette, open to friends of the author as well as the hosts, and that was a lot of fun.
Let me know what you think of this relaunch idea. Might you come to an Election Season Thrillers book launch event? Would you like to host one? Let me know by email or in the comments below.
The second chapter of Pirates of Sausalito is narrated by Dawn Felton, the daughter of Fenton Felton, the greedy developer who wants to evict the houseboaters so he can build a luxury marina. We’ve just met him in Chapter 1, where he pressures Police Chief Tin Holland to clear out the houseboaters immediately or risk losing her job. “Sink their damn boats,” he says. “Whatever it takes.” (You can listen to Chapter 1 here.)
In Chapter 2, we also meet Honest Abernathy, who, as Dawn says, “is handsome and charming, dresses like a pirate, and has more than enough low life in him to infuriate her father.” She’s no hippie, but she’s rebelled by taking up with the long-haired and flamboyant Honest, the self-proclaimed leader of the houseboat resistance. It’s her birthday and he has promised her a birthday present that will “blow her mind.”
You can listen to the whole audiobook of Pirates of Sausalito for $10. Go to AMPlify Audiobooks and use the coupon code “pirates”.
Pirates is also on the shelf at Sausalito Books by the Bay and is available at the Sausalito and Tiburon libraries. It’s also available on Audible, Spotify, Apple Books, and wherever you get your audiobooks, including Libby, the library audiobook app, where it’s free with your library card in Marin and San Francisco counties. (If your library doesn’t have it, you can request it.)
Here’s the first review I received for the audiobook.
On Wednesday, May 20, 7 pm, I’ll be giving my “Sausalito Houseboat Wars: What Really Happened” talk for Marin History Museum. It will be at the First Presbyterian Church, Fifth & E Streets, San Rafael. Tickets are $20. Get them here.
In the late 1970s, the “houseboat wars” erupted in Sausalito on the site of Marinship, the abandoned World War II shipyard. Hippies and squatters were living free and easy on houseboats in a ramshackle shantytown, but public officials and developers set out to evict them and build new docks to attract more affluent residents. The counterculture was in full flower, and the houseboaters resisted eviction with street theater, civil disobedience, monkeywrenching, and more. All in front of TV cameras.
Join me for a colorful retelling of those turbulent times, including excerpts from houseboat residents and journalists, photographs by Bruce Forrester and Pirkle Jones, and video clips of TV news reports from the waterfront. I’ll also read an excerpt or two from Pirates of Sausalito: Houseboat Wars Murder Mystery, which is fiction, but based on and inspired by those true events. As Larry Clinton, former president of the Sausalito Historical Society, said, “If it didn’t happen exactly this way, it could have.”
When I launched my book in May 2024, I reached out to a librarian at the Mill Valley Library about hosting a talk, and she connected me to the Mill Valley Historical Society. They wanted me to talk more about the history my book is based on than the book itself. I was wary — I never promised historical accuracy in my book, and now I had to distinguish what really happened from what I imagined.
But the librarians knew what they were doing. Enough people registered for the May 1 event, we had to move from the basement meeting room to the main reading room — and it’s unlikely that many people would have come if I were talking only about my book. To prep for the talk, I plunged back into the research, and fortunately, the real history is as full of drama and colorful characters as my novel. The talk went wonderfully and I’ve delivered this talk about ten times now.
P.S. You can learn more about the novel here and the history here. There’s a video on the history page of my Mill Valley Library presentation, which I encourage you to watch — but not if you’re coming to my talk, which will be a rerun of the library talk. Below is the video, which is 50 minutes long. I’ve posted highlights below.
When I turned my play (“Sausalypso Houseboat Wars Murder Mystery”) into a novel (Pirates of Sausalito), the toughest challenge was how much to get into the characters’ heads. You don’t have to write that in a play, though it’s useful to think about.
I chose to let ten characters narrate their parts and some had inner lives very different from their public lives. Mickey Macgillicuddy, for example, lives in a tiny houseboat in Aquarius Houseboat Harbor, which developers want to turn into a luxury harbor. Mickey is a flaky burnout, but he’s also funny. He loves an audience. The first time we see Mickey is in Chapter 4, which is told from the point of view of Honest Abernathy, one of the leaders of the houseboaters’ resistance. Mickey is preening for the young woman lawyer who is helping out with legal strategy.
“Yeah,” Mickey says, “like, I went to college. Like Grateful Dead University. That’s where I got my higher education, a PhD in LSD. Hey, like, how do you know deadheads have been staying at your pad?” He pauses. “They’re like, still there.”
But Mickey is not the flaky hippie he appears to be. I can’t tell you more that that because I want you to listen to this chapter, from my audiobook. This is Micky narrating Chapter 5, “Eviction Raid.” It starts as he watches the police boats on their way into the harbor to evict the houseboaters.
[AUDIOBOOK] Pirates of Sausalito, Chapter 5. Eviction Raid (Mickey MacGillicuddy)
I would love to hear what you think. There are four chapters before this, so you’re jumping on a moving train, but this is the first time we see things through Mickey’s eyes.
Later in the book, Police Chief Tin Alley asks Mickey if it’s true he lives in a small houseboat. “It’s so small,” he says, “if I order a large pizza, I have to eat it outside.”
The second chapter of Pirates of Sausalito is narrated by Dawn Felton, the daughter of Fenton Felton, the greedy developer who wants to evict the houseboaters so he can build a luxury marina. We’ve just met him in Chapter 1, where he pressures Police Chief Tin Holland to clear out the houseboaters immediately or risk losing her job. “Sink their damn boats,” he says. “Whatever it takes.” (You can listen to Chapter 1 
I chose to let ten characters narrate their parts and some had inner lives very different from their public lives. Mickey Macgillicuddy, for example, lives in a tiny houseboat in Aquarius Houseboat Harbor, which developers want to turn into a luxury harbor. Mickey is a flaky burnout, but he’s also funny. He loves an audience. The first time we see Mickey is in Chapter 4, which is told from the point of view of Honest Abernathy, one of the leaders of the houseboaters’ resistance. Mickey is preening for the young woman lawyer who is helping out with legal strategy.
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